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Jack's Flowered Pillow -
It has come to the attention of the More Wood Standards committe that
too many guys are bringing flower print pillows to the camp out.
This is making us look weak to the other campers who are suppose to
fear us.
How can they fear us when they see 14 flowered pillow cases!!
Going forward anyone bringing a flowered pillow case will have to
sleep in Jack's camper an endure a night of poison gases passing out
of jacks digestive system!!
This can be deadly, and also I hear jack likes to snuggle!!
THE COFFEE POT INCIDENT AT THE SQUIRELL HUNT!!
Frank Kudlicki"
wrote:
>
> Being on everyones case about non posters, and the lighting speed
> at which Chuck posts to bash one of us, I'm surprised our leader
> hasn't written about the latest Sqirrel Hunt Breakfast(well maybe I
> shouldn't be surprised). Here we are, a great day of stalking those
> bushy tailed vermon, the squirrel population is still safe by the
> way, the "Exalted One" starts the coffee with is newly prized
coffee
> pot. Well, we finish a delicious meal patiently awaiting that first
> cup of campout joe. We wait and wait and wait, no perculation. Oh
> Great One! the weary caffeine-free deprived hunters exclaim, your
> royal pot is f'd up. No No No, he shouts, its not my pot thats f'd
> up, it must be one of you.
> Low and behold, it seems the "Great One" hadn't properly cleaned
> his treasured pot since its last use. The stem, which has a major
> part in the perculating process, was completely blocked, thus
causing
> the royal pot to experience a near meltdown. I hope he cleans his
> guns better. To make a long story short, we ended up at a Mobil
> station buying our campout coffee. One question,is abusing your
stem
> an infraction of the laws that govern us?
> I'm just amazed Chuck is "silent as snow" about this, given his
> history of superspeed posting, very interesting!!!
>
> skip
>
Skip
Chuck told me he hasn't had his stem serviced in a long time,what
I mean is he hasn't had a good stem job in months .He also told me
when he's on those hunts, while he sipps his coffee he pretends he's
in a scene from "brokeback mountain" he told me it should have been
named "The life and times of Chuck Brainard"
Thebigpanman (Glenn)
First allow me to say that I did not post right away because I had to
seek council from the More Wood Lawyers on how to deal with this
disrespect from the not even an officially a new guy yet, Skip.
I was advised that I should ignore his comments, and wait for a better
time to pounce on his comments. This of course cost me $1200 for the
legal advise, and of course that will be included in the spring trip
costs to our members, so if you pissed about spending $100 each to eat
some steak and get your balls broke then I suggest you speak with Skip!!
Glenn, Glenn, Glenn,
You're a founding member Glenn, so I hate to do this but it's your turn,
well it's your turn again. I just wanted to sound like I had feelings
like the guys in broke back mountain since you can relate to that
sensitive side of things.
First of all I don't have a stem, I have a trunk, maybe you have a
small dick diameter, but not me! Maybe you could buy some good herbal
meds on the web that can help you with that problem.
Regarding the servicing parts I like all other married men have the
same problem, we never get enough after the honeymoon!
When I consume coffee, I drink it like a real camper, and don't
complain if there isn't any girly coffee mate around or sugar to make
it sweeter for my tender taste buds, like some of you who call
yourselves men!
I never saw that movie, since I wouldn't go see the movies my wife
wants to drag me to, since I'm not a man slave to the wife ( by the
way I hear man slaves don't get laid much either) like some guys I
know, but I hear it's about two gay cowboys, named Glenn and Skip, who
drink hazelnut coffee together and fall in love!
TROUBLE IN PAN MAN PARIDISE
Let me explain: every time my wife enters the room to tell me about
how her day went, while I'm reading the morewoodcampout page I hit the
bob caw caw button and she walks over and hits me in the head. hence the
headache.
PS. Bob she just left the room caw caw caw caw caw caw
caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw
The Panster
THE EXHALTED'S NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
He thought it was going to be a short walk in the woods and a little
squirrel hunt. He was not more then 50ft. from his grey pickup when he
was confronted by the grand daddy of all squirrels. Chucks heart
started pounding, he thought to himself if I make a run for the truck
he will charge and take me out or do I turn and face my lifetime fear
of little fury rodents.He said this is the time to make a stand,he spun
and dropped to his right knee. With one quick fluid motion he cycled a
round into his .460cal. Weatherby.The beast dropped his head and
started at him, Chuck let out a primortial scream(sort of sounded like
a 4th grade girl) Ka pow a shot rang out he failed to hit his target. He
cycles a second round trying to get the shaking under control. At this
time thumper was closing in on him at about two hoppes a second. Knowing
this would be his last chance at life,he lowered that blued barrel and
another Ka pow rang out no good he missed. Chuck dropped to the ground
and thought all was lost, But the grey fury animal stopped within feet
of him raising his fuzzy little nose in the air. The squirrel took off
in another direction towards skips truck were he found skipps jar of
hazzel nut coffee.So you see my friends thats how hazzel nut coffee
saved a mans life.
The big pan man (Glenn)
Yeah well just because squirrels like it doens't mean it's fit for
human consumption - I wouldn't eat acorns, or bird seed either, but
hazelnut coffe well if I had no choice ............ what am I
saying..... no way would I drink that crap ever again!! I can still
smell that lovely chemicaly enhanced flavoring floating through the
forest air..... Yikes!!
Chuck
BILL FOUND OUT ABOUT THE FISHING TRIPS!!
OK maybe it's because I am not a founding member or something like
that, but I have never been fishing with any of you guys. Is Chuck
exaggerating or simply not inviting me?
Shit you weren't suppose to find out!!
Yeah, OK you can come next time, but you have to bring the bait, the
coolers, the food, the fishing poles, the lures, the boots, the
stringer, you have to drive, you have to pay for our licenses, clean
the fish, and create sensational a shore lunch of fresh caught trout
over fresh greens server with a red skin potato garlic mashed, and fesh
carrots ans string beans in a wine sauce.
Still want to come? No, oh too bad maybe next time!!
Nice try, but you are full of shit, you never go fishing...
Bill P
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